Nobody's perfect.

Got up today like any other day, thought today is a new day lets turn over a new leaf and eat healthy. So that's how the day started, fast forward 13 hours I am in bed can't move feelin HEAVY, lets rewind and see how I got in this condition. Started the day off light on my feet coulda run a marathon easy, saw a bag of carrots in the fridge said VEGGIE TIME, had a glass of water couldnt have possibly felt better about myself. Moments later went to the gym with justin so we could GET JACKED, had a great workout looked at myself in the mirror a few hundred times all the while telling myself YOU DONE GOOD IN HERE. A few minutes later felt a little rumblin down under looked in the mirrow this time side profile thought duh theres ROOM TO SPARE AND I NEEDS TO EAT. Just then justin mentioned happy hour I said Justin you just TOUCHED MY HEART. We left I thought this is still gonna be fine I can just have a liquid dinner maybe a few chips splashy splash with the salsas BIG MISTAKE! Got to El Arroyo waitress said its 99 cent rita day guys, she was all excited, I said GET OUTTA HERE find someone prettier, felt like an episode of next she didnt make it off the FIRST STEP OF THE BUS! On deck was the hostess she looked ok I said HEY SWEETCHEEKS you better change your job description because me and my buddy are Thirsty and we WORK FAST. She got to work quick what happened next was what I like to refer to as the super bowl of chip eating, I won. Left El Arroyo feelin great went home for a nap woke up to what else HUNGER! Went downstairs whipped up two grilled cheese for an appetizer then PLOPPED down in my chair to rest up for the main event. Got in my car not knowing for sure what would happen next started singing Carrie Underwood remix TUMMY TAKE THE WHEEL, It led me straight to TACO BELL. With intentions of takin the grub to my parents house to doctor it up I went clutchtown with 4 plain tacos and what else but a DOUBLE BEEF BURRITO oh my. Got home with my prize got out the sour cream told the family to clear outta the kitchen its about to get ugly, they left, and it did get ugly. Two hours later here I am in bed THE ROAD GOES ON FOREVER.

How I did work at Cheddars.

Had a good workout earlier then thought how can I possibly ruin all of this good work I just did at the gym so I called my parents said what are ya'll up to they said goin to dinner I said LETS GRUB HARD. Picked up my oldest sister Karissa gave her a hug and hand pound said LETS OWN THIS, she looked at me all confused I said you'll know what I mean soon enough. Anyways got to Cheddar's jumped out of the car real quick to survey my prey. Walked in headed straight to the kitchen told the chef to get ready he was about to cook something you should only make for parties of 25 or more he looked worried. Got to my booth looked around said THIS AINT GONNA WORK had to move to a bigger booth to accommodate. Pretended to look at the menu but everyone at the table knew what was about to go down could even see it in the waiters eyes he looked nervous. I looked at him the minute he walked up said BOY BRING ME THE SUPER NACHOS, he had the NERVE to ask me chicken or beef I just looked at him REAL MEAN and he said ok ok combo it is, I said you just saved your tip mister. Anyways decided to set the scene with a salad DRENCHED with thousand island thought to myself might as well have somethin in my tummy to hang out with the half pound of spinach dip I just owned. Anyways by this time the waiter got used to bringing out the dr peppers every three minutes told him he might as well bring me the whole machine becasue DADDY's THIRSTY! Next up comes the main event, my family says what in the world is that sound I said laugh out loud best believe thats a fork lift bringing me this drama they call dinner, they looked baffled. The rest of the meal makes me too emotional to talk about lets just say I'm not welcome at cheddars for the next 12 to 15 months.

What I had to eat today

First thing I had was an apple and a glass of water around noon before I went to the gym. After I worked out I had a generous helping of hamburger helper lasagna yum yum washed that drama down with the last itty bit of my whole milk... bummer. Next up was dinner didn't know what in the world to have so I started small with a little sandwich, ham and cheese (Double Cheese), decided to wipe it all up with a sprite, almost had a grape soda but saw the sprite last minute duh. Got done with the sandwich knew I wasn't satisfied tried to have a few cheezeits wasnt workin for me so finally went back downstairs got some welches grape juice then SNATCHED up some cheerios real quick HONEY NUT gobble gobble dinner complete.